  
Stephanie* Sweet Meliss* Suffix Abuse* Kristina Contes* Stilley Stuff* Dooce* Laura* Cookies For Breakfast* Nie Nie Dialogues* Rachel* Anchored Nomad* 
doodies the runs jorma taccone f my life delights the found magazine do you have the time?  Can't you hear me? Cause I'm screamin'. Did not go outside. Yesterday. Don't wake me, please. Don't wake me. I was dreamin'. Well I might just stay inside again Today. Well I don't go out much these days. Sometimes I stay inside all day. Leave me leave me leave me leave me Alone. Won't you leave me alone. Don't you leave me alone. 
 
 
ghetto google look at a book brandon flowers sex & the city quotations best trailer, worst movie. quotations. idiot girls club Get high on JESUS When they say "Don’t I know you?" Say no. When they invite you to the party Remember what parties are like Before answering. Someone telling you in a loud voice They once wrote a poem. Then reply. If they say we should get together. Say why? It’s not that you don’t love them any more. You’re trying to remember something Too important to forget. Trees. The church bell at twilight. Tell them you have a new project. It will never be finished. When someone recognizes you in a grocery store, Nod briefly and become a cabbage. When someone you haven’t seen In ten years Appears at the door, Don’t start singing him all your new songs. You will never catch up. Know you could tumble any second. Then decide what to do with your time. 
This is a new garden over old flowers. Wish that one day they'd figure out how to shrink stars and i could keep one in my bedroom. And wish that me and him could grow old together. And wish that in my next life I come back as a tiger. These are fun wishes. In about seven minutes you can start. 'Til then, you'll just listen to the radio from seat's edge. As if then it's the look on your face. As if, as if then you'll matter, And then I can't wait. 
and never the two shall meet said the tiger to its greatest fan. the amount of love you wish to give is more than i can stand. 
11.01.2010-11.30.2010 10.01.2010-10.31.2010 09.01.2010-09.30.2010 08.01.2010-08.31.2010 07.01.2010-07.31.2010 06.01.2010-06.30.2010 05.01.2010-05.31.2010 04.01.2010-04.30.2010 03.01.2010-03.31.2010 02.01.2010-02.28.2010 01.01.2010-01.31.2010 ======= 12.01.2009-12.31.2009 11.01.2009-11.30.2009 10.01.2009-10.31.2009 09.01.2009-09.30.2009 08.01.2009-08.31.2009 07.01.2009-07.31.2009 06.01.2009-06.30.2009 05.01.2009-05.31.2009 04.01.2009-04.30.2009 03.01.2009-03.31.2009 02.01.2009-02.28.2009 01.01.2009-01.31.2009 12.01.2008-12.31.2008 11.01.2008-11.30.2008 10.01.2008-10.31.2008 09.01.2008-09.30.2008 08.01.2008-08.31.2008 07.01.2008-07.31.2008 06.01.2008-06.30.2008 05.01.2008-05.31.2008 04.01.2008-04.30.2008 03.01.2008-03.31.2008 02.01.2008-02.29.2008 01.01.2008-01.31.2008 ======= 12.01.2007-12.31.2007 11.01.2007-11.30.2007 10.01.2007-10.31.2007 09.01.2007-09.30.2007 08.01.2007-08.31.2007 07.01.2007-07.31.2007 06.01.2007-06.30.2007 05.01.2007-05.31.2007 04.01.2007-04.30.2007 03.01.2007-03.31.2007 02.01.2007-02.28.2007 01.01.2007-01.31.2007 ======= 12.01.2006-12.31.2006 
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11/02/2011
Just another riveting night at the Scott house. Brian is watching Roll Bounce and I have hair that could win first prize at the local perm contest. I got my hair done tonight and she asked if she could curl it. I told her that she'd basically be curling my hair so that I could look good on the couch watching Project Runway.
Also, my foot, just one foot has swelled up to the size of China. Do you see how sexy this blog has become?
11/01/2011
You guys.
It's been about a calendar year since I've blogged. I didn't even remember my password or how to log-in. WHAT IF YOU DON'T THINK I AM FUNNY ANYMORE.
Let's do a top ten list of things that have changed: 1.) I.am.with.child. 2.) Still working at ad agency. Feel good about it. 3.) Went to New York City and turned 30. 4.) We're finishing our basement. And this causes a marital dispute every single night. 5.) Osama Bin Laden is dead. 6.) I will take off my clothes if you promise me an ice cream sandwhich. 7.) Brian says that one of the things that is different is that I have new glasses. 8.) We no longer use Netflix. 9.) Our Pottery Barn furniture collection has drastically increased. 10.) I am an overweight supermodel. We'll dive into my baby story another day. For now, you just need to know that I still feel 12 years old, however I'm now making important decisions, like what nipple flow size I will feed an actual human being, that oh by the way, I grew from scratch. The highlight of our day today was the new Hy-Vee grocery grand opening down the street. I also reserved my room at Delmar Gardens. It was such a gorgeous store and naturally, I was so hungry to support this new business that I made us purchase delicacies such as cheese popcorn and half of a raspberry bundt cake. Look at it this way. First post of 2011 and I've already used the word nipple. |