10/31/2005

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Greetings! Seriously today will be the best day. Last night, Brian hung up a sweet new bulletin board, and you just know what a good bulletin board does to the soul. More room for a sweet, sweet collage baby.

This weekend was great! Mainly, Sunday was perfect, but Saturday was total lazy day. We attempted to paint the bedroom, only to find that the color we purchased was sick and as gray as a sidewalk. So, maybe we'll try again next weekend. We watched the Chiefs suck it up, went to a Phil-Mo party, and capped off the weekend by going to
Vala's Pumpkin Patch. Basically, the day of my life. I know you all want another dose of my pictures, so feast away.

Today, as soon as my body wakes up, I'll be viewing the Martha Halloween special, sipping on coffee, making Martha's glitter pumpkins for my centerpiece, and at dusk I will make chicken chili with Vanilla Booshakes for desert. I feel so good about work right now, I'm excited to come to KC to see my pals, and I get to go to the Samples on Wednesday.

Man, I love this time of year!

10/28/2005

BearGB22: i can't believe he fired 4 people though
BearGB22: that cuts the season down
LambertinOP: well, if you noticed, they kept saying at the very beginning of the season that it was a "13-week job interview", and in the past it was always 16-week
LambertinOP: i kept thinking, that's weird, the math doesn't add up
LambertinOP: now it does
LambertinOP: cause he pimp slapped four people at once

Cripes did you guys see the show? BOARDROOM MASSACRE. And I can tell you right now that I'm not a big fan of Alla.
Or actually most people on the show now. But Bill was looking all suave in his Burberry tie. Holla back Bill.

I'll admit, the days are getting harder and harder to wake up in the morning. I don't know what has happened all of the sudden. Like, Brian gets up at the crack of dawn, has a regular bowl of oatmeal, and then turns into like a warp speed spaz Jetson's robot and like cleans the whole house, opens blinds, works a little, organizes the office, sets up a little second bed on the sofa for me when I wake up, and makes all these lists and bar graphs. I, on the other hand, never want to see the light of day, my eyes are glued shut, and I can't even talk. And it's -43 degrees outside. I even had a dream where this huge molester van was accidentally set loose all over my parents neighborhood.. like no one was driving and it was just running and speeding all over everybody's lawn and house, and I was the only one who could stop it by just diving underneath it on my back, and stopping the gears with my feet. And like that, I saved the neighborhood. But then again, Brian also said he had a dream where Kelly Clarkson was a this party with him and kept trying to put the moves on him, even when he explained he had a wife. And then Brian just went around the party telling everyone, "Gosh! This happens alllll the time." Dreamtime/Morningtime is really screwed up at the Scott household.

Last night, me, Brian and my pal Ali went to the KU alumni kick-off event. It was at this place called DJs Dugout. And they definitely had dueling pianos. And I'm definitely going to have to frequent this place more often. But seriously, the food literally TORE my face off, slam dunked it in a basketball goal and did a victory dance on top. It was seriously nice to meet some fellow Hawks. And I got some stickers that will rival the best in America. Oh, and when we were there, the hot young anchorwoman that does the morning news was there, as she is a jayhawk. You should of seen Brian's face when he realized they were in the same room. Maybe that is why he gets up all so chipper and everything. Because of HER. So, Brian and me start talking to this circle of elders and I notice my friend is talking to her, so I slyly turn and start talking to them, leaving Brian to fend for himself, while making him INSANELY jealous. I get to talking with this gal, and before I know it, I get personally mentioned in her welcoming speech, invited for a girls weekend at her penthouse in KC, and handed her business card. Brian, on the other hand stole her business card that was stranded on a back table and lovingly put it in his wallet like he was some sort of cool dude.

Bless the heavens for this Friday. I need relaxation, maybe a little paintage of the bedroom, and some sweet Bri time. And an IV of Mt. Dew.

10/26/2005

"Many thanks for supplying me the dimensions in millimeters-
we abandoned inches about 30 years ago."

This will explain to you that godamn I've been busy. I feel like all of the sudden it's Christmas. This is the part of the year where I sorta lose my cool. But that's okay, me and Brian do stuff like snuggle up in bed after the work day and watch the Lindsay Lohnan Making the Video. Watch that Video, hear that song, and I dare you to not sing it the entire rest of your day.

So, I guess tons of things have been going on. Namely, I found a new bedspread. At Crate and Barrel. Thus, bringing my lifetime search to an end. Here she is. Now I can paint the bedroom and really feel complete. I also snatched up these dip mugs. This morning I watched an old Oprah where a World Trade Center widow took all the money she got from Donations (5 mil) and blew it on expensive shoes, Dior dresses, a tennis court, etc. Now, Brian thinks I have a shopping problem. That lady was nuts.

So, this weekend we flew to Nelly's homeland. We had a great time. It's good to get away once in awhile.
The trip was a short Friday to Saturday, but I did have time to squeeze in a quick visit with model Nicki Taylor:

It was hilarious. We were shoppin' till we drop and cruising around the department store while some older lady asks us if we want to meet N. Taylor. Me and Brian's sister look at each other and we're like.. (bright red) "Ahhh.. ummm...I don't know!!!" All bashful and stuff. And the lady is like, "Why, don't you want to meet her?!" And I was all like why are you staring at me and then we met her. And might I add that she has the largest arm tatoo collection ever made on the planet. Like old dirty sailor tattoos. It literally made me harf on her arm.

Also we dined here: Monarch Restaurant

The rest of the STL pics can be viewed here. (They will change your life).

Other than this, lately I've just been trying to play it cool. I'm trying to take more pictures. I'm also trying to be more domestic in the kitchen. Big WHAT WHAT to Amanda Hugginkiss for prompting me to make Chicken Parm last night. Move over, Italy, Jenn's in the hizouse. It was amazing and filling and prompted a 2 hour Desperate Housewives DVD viewing party afterwards because we both were tubs.

Did I mention also that it is full blown winter here in NE? We're talking like 11 degrees when I wake up in the morn.
Heat blowin' and weatherproofed windows. It's sick. Like boy band ass sick.

Tonight Phil Mo has their Halloween party. I wanted to bring back the sensational Pri Mullet, but Brian said I look too much like a lesbian and he doesn't want me to wear it. I disagree, but he said he's going to swing by Wal-Mart and pick up two adult-size pizza slices that we poke our head through and tie underneath our arms. Oh my god that's hilarious. Who. are. we.

10/24/2005

Good gracious, blogging will commence tonight..
..for i'm just back from a great trip to the Lou.

But right now, in NE, it's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.

Gotta love Mama Hall for sending gems like these: (click here for some Dane)

10/14/2005

Sweet mother I love my sisters. We're freaking all alike.
Here's my little sister, the baby, awes as she is:

Sweetiesteph7: hey
BearGB22: hey steph!!
BearGB22: no school?!
Sweetiesteph7: im skipping
BearGB22: hahahaha
Sweetiesteph7: a little hooky if you will
BearGB22: HAHAHAHA you crack me up
Sweetiesteph7: just kidding take a chill pill

I'm not in the posting mood lately. Yesterday I didn't even put on a bra, much less, get out of my jams.
I smell a trip to the Chi soon. And I'm taking the biggest sniff ever.

Probably the truest thing:

You have to remember to make it all over again every day, the angel said to me. Otherwise it goes all to hell.

10/06/2005

Ok so I started out this morning by plopping down in my desk chair, only to realize that I plopped a bit of my hip right onto my desk's knob, which in turn, my large muffin top decided to just snap right off. So that's a sweet start to the day.

Actually, my day started when Brian woke me up like usual. Only today he had a huge sweatshirt ready. Cause today he informed me it was cold. And I went into the family room and discovered it's not getting past 40 today. Man sakes alive it's chilly here in the corn state. But I love the cold weather, babies, so bring it on.

Gosh, I have so many things popping in my head lately of stuff I want to blog about. Like, for instance, last two nights ago I farted the longest fart. It was so long and loud that it even woke Brian out of his professional slumber. Seriously, I just wished that the Guiness Book of World Record people were on-hand, because hands down, I would have won the record for most best and longest fart, probably for years to come.

Next on the list is one from my loyalist reader. Mr. Mike. One day he IM'd me with some information.
Love them: Flight of the Conchords
I'm serious. If any of you subscribe to HBO on Demand, it's under the Comedy Specials #59. And for the love of God, atleast download the Jenny song off of their website. HILARIOUS. I also love the song where they mention that it's "business time" and how his wife looks sexy in her Team Building Excercise from 1999 free work T-Shirt.

So, I am really pumped because today on Martha, she's having a wedding show. That Martha always does cute things. Like yesterday was baby day, so she has a whole audience of pregnant ladies. (hot EMT's/strippers on site, no worries.) One day she had all people named "Martha Stewart". Today, it's all people engaged. Any one of you who even have a soul, know that Martha makes the best wedding magazine. I still buy it and I'm past married. Beautiful. Today Milania is stopping by. Donald make her pregnant which sickens me just about as horribly as TomKat. Which is a perfect segway into this:

Yeah, nevermind the dorky softball jacket, but yeah, I guess you could say I loved me some Dawson's Creek.

Speaking of Martha, did you guys catch her show last night? Cigaro needs to lose his stoagie before the oral fixation leads him to smoking pole. Someone needs to tell him that's so gay. And so sorry Shawn. Man, she was poppin' her collar so hard. And oh yeah, ah, I cannot BELIEVE that the guy stayed on the show, no big deal, his wife had a baby, I'll call you on the phone and congratulate. Jesus. He didn't even blink an eye. "We had a girl?! Oh Angel, stay strong!" If I was that wife, I would not be cool with that.

**Also on the left there, notice there is a new schedule of what I'm watching and even a comment box,
strictly for all of our beloved TV shows. We love 'em, people.

Last night we also went to the local Petco and begun the hunt for puppy supplies. I felt like a fish out of water, but when we made her collar, my heart melted. We're going to two puppy stores today that I think should just have the cutest stuff. Yeah for puppies. They're a good thing :-)

Good Lord, Martha just gave the entire audience a pink Kitchenaid Mixer. I'm pissed.

10/04/2005

So this weekend was great. Good to be home. Good to see that my mom is still selling the same things at her garage sale, and good to go to Restoration Hardware.

Right now, I'm watching Martha and Jennifer Garner turn the yogurt they just made into cheese? So versatile.
That Martha. Tomorrow, she takes real apples and cores them to make votives? I'm beside myself.

I'm gonna go make some tasty spicy vegetable chili. Be good.