![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stephanie* Sweet Meliss* Suffix Abuse* Kristina Contes* Stilley Stuff* Dooce* Laura* Cookies For Breakfast* Nie Nie Dialogues* Rachel* Anchored Nomad* ![]() ![]() doodies the runs jorma taccone f my life delights the found magazine do you have the time? ![]() Can't you hear me? Cause I'm screamin'. Did not go outside. Yesterday. Don't wake me, please. Don't wake me. I was dreamin'. Well I might just stay inside again Today. Well I don't go out much these days. Sometimes I stay inside all day. Leave me leave me leave me leave me Alone. Won't you leave me alone. Don't you leave me alone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ghetto google look at a book brandon flowers sex & the city quotations best trailer, worst movie. quotations. idiot girls club Get high on JESUS When they say "Don’t I know you?" Say no. When they invite you to the party Remember what parties are like Before answering. Someone telling you in a loud voice They once wrote a poem. Then reply. If they say we should get together. Say why? It’s not that you don’t love them any more. You’re trying to remember something Too important to forget. Trees. The church bell at twilight. Tell them you have a new project. It will never be finished. When someone recognizes you in a grocery store, Nod briefly and become a cabbage. When someone you haven’t seen In ten years Appears at the door, Don’t start singing him all your new songs. You will never catch up. Know you could tumble any second. Then decide what to do with your time. ![]() This is a new garden over old flowers. Wish that one day they'd figure out how to shrink stars and i could keep one in my bedroom. And wish that me and him could grow old together. And wish that in my next life I come back as a tiger. These are fun wishes. In about seven minutes you can start. 'Til then, you'll just listen to the radio from seat's edge. As if then it's the look on your face. As if, as if then you'll matter, And then I can't wait. ![]() and never the two shall meet said the tiger to its greatest fan. the amount of love you wish to give is more than i can stand. ![]() 11.01.2010-11.30.2010 10.01.2010-10.31.2010 09.01.2010-09.30.2010 08.01.2010-08.31.2010 07.01.2010-07.31.2010 06.01.2010-06.30.2010 05.01.2010-05.31.2010 04.01.2010-04.30.2010 03.01.2010-03.31.2010 02.01.2010-02.28.2010 01.01.2010-01.31.2010 ======= 12.01.2009-12.31.2009 11.01.2009-11.30.2009 10.01.2009-10.31.2009 09.01.2009-09.30.2009 08.01.2009-08.31.2009 07.01.2009-07.31.2009 06.01.2009-06.30.2009 05.01.2009-05.31.2009 04.01.2009-04.30.2009 03.01.2009-03.31.2009 02.01.2009-02.28.2009 01.01.2009-01.31.2009 12.01.2008-12.31.2008 11.01.2008-11.30.2008 10.01.2008-10.31.2008 09.01.2008-09.30.2008 08.01.2008-08.31.2008 07.01.2008-07.31.2008 06.01.2008-06.30.2008 05.01.2008-05.31.2008 04.01.2008-04.30.2008 03.01.2008-03.31.2008 02.01.2008-02.29.2008 01.01.2008-01.31.2008 ======= 12.01.2007-12.31.2007 11.01.2007-11.30.2007 10.01.2007-10.31.2007 09.01.2007-09.30.2007 08.01.2007-08.31.2007 07.01.2007-07.31.2007 06.01.2007-06.30.2007 05.01.2007-05.31.2007 04.01.2007-04.30.2007 03.01.2007-03.31.2007 02.01.2007-02.28.2007 01.01.2007-01.31.2007 ======= 12.01.2006-12.31.2006 ![]() 10.01.2006-10.31.2006 09.01.2006-09.30.2006 08.01.2006-08.31.2006 07.01.2006-07.31.2006 06.01.2006-06.30.2006 05.01.2006-05.31.2006 04.01.2006-04.30.2006 03.01.2006-03.30.2006 02.01.2006-02.28.2006 01.01.2006-01.30.2006 ======= 12.01.2005-12.30.2005 11.01.2005-11.30.2005 10.01.2005-10.30.2005 09.01.2005-09.30.2005 08.01.2005-08.30.2005 07.01.2005-07.30.2005 06.01.2005-06.30.2005 05.01.2005-05.30.2005 04.01.2005-04.30.2005 03.01.2005-03.31.2005 02.01.2005-02.28.2005 01.01.2005-01.31.2005 ======= 12.01.2004-12.31.2004 11.01.2004-11.30.2004 10.01.2004-10.31.2004 09.01.2004-09.30.2004 08.01.2004-08.31.2004 07.01.2004-07.31.2004 06.01.2004-06.30.2004 05.01.2004-05.31.2004 04.01.2004-04.30.2004 03.01.2004-03.31.2004 02.01.2004-02.28.2004 01.01.2004-01.31.2004 ======= 12.01.2003-12.31.2003 11.01.2003-11.30.2003 10.01.2003-10.31.2003 ![]() ![]() *blogger, for my life hobby* *haloscan, so no one can comment* *Schrags, my html GOD* |
1/30/2004
Oh My Mom. She's "Hallsr28" and I'm "BearGB22".
Hallsr28: Hi Jenn! BearGB22: hey mom Hallsr28: Just got back from Curves. Did my thing! BearGB22: you go mom Hallsr28: I did it! BearGB22: go on with your bad self Hallsr28: I'm BAD! BearGB22: ok stop
1/29/2004
Here is why today is h-e-double-hockey-sticks: I ship the March issue on Monday. My publisher needs me to make 6 page changes, he just now filled the three "open" ad spaces, Hosa/Zaolla wants to suddenly run new ad material (and they are a fractional), MOTU came in today with a totally revised spread, salesman Jeff wants me to add 20 logos onto an old ad for Arturia, I have to proof all ad pages today, my art director incorrectly placed 3 different pages, EPP is only giving 2 copies of editorial pages when I really need three, and to top it all off, Brian may not be able to come this weekend to visit me. Stupid snow. I swear to God if it snows on Valentines Day weekend I will cross country ski myself up to Omaha if I have to. I hate weather. I never have liked it since I flunked out of Meteorology. Cripes.
Without fail. WITHOUT FAIL. Everyday I go in to use stall number 4, Swiss Miss waddles into the stall next to me and unleashes the most UNGODLY dump. Complete with sound effects, moaning, and severe toilet paper usage.In honor of her sweet morning rosebuds: "In my bathroom, there is a can of air freshener with the scent 'Butterfly Garden.' That's great, when someone takes a shit and then uses the spray, it smells like someone took a shit in a butterfly garden." -Aaron Karo
1/27/2004
An update on that dinner thing. Mom made some soupy and ground beefy tater tot casserole. So I guess things can get worse. I opted for the tuna sandwich. I'm real tired. The treadmill is staring at me and all I keep doing is eating my sister's candy from last Halloween. And I just checked my new comments out and I had to already delete one. Apparently, "Dracula" had typed a message linking me to his satanic bloody goat website. That's gross. Come on people.
Um, so we got some snow this morning. Somehow I thought that by calling the office's "snow hotline" work would be cancelled? But I went outside to heat my car up at 7:00am, and took careful steps so my socks and ankles wouldn't get all wet and snowy. Well, you can bet that when I took my first step out of the garage, into what I thought was a pretty safe and shallow step, my entire right leg was swallowed up and immersed into a snow hole that went straight up to my kneecap. Man that really ruins your morning. Then the trusty Taurus wouldn't start. John Hall had to come out and get 'er going. But I got to work and had a cappachino with whip cream for a whole dollar. And now my soggy leg is dry. I also had my weekly "conference call" with Scott and Ted. Found out Ted's going to work at Pizza Hut and Scott owns a shower curtain for the first time in his life. Now it's time for me to go home and see what Mom's cooking for dinner. Last night it was porkchops, so anything has to be better. Love you Mom.
1/24/2004
I'm in Omaha. I love Brian's new APT. I think I want to move here, oh, like tomorrow. Today we woke up early, had egg McScotts, I got a drive in the mini, went to an Omahaian mall, visited the most best store on the planet, went to Nebraska furniture mart to pick out our dream couches and coffee tables, ate half sandwiches, and prepared Brian's room for new curtains. Warning: hanging new curtains in an APT would probably be equal to shaving your legs without water and soap. I have ironed four panels perfectly while watching the Osbournes marathon. We couldn't do it by hand, so we had to mini it over to Home Depot. We bought our first drill kit, that "Lou" says we will have for the rest of our lives together. So, as the battery charges, and we cool down, we'll prepare for a dinner tonight at the Upstream Brewery. I think I really like Brian's new garden tub. It's like taking a shower in a swimming pool. Right now, Brian's playing Metallica on the guitar right next to me. He's so good. Oh, and while I'm documenting my trip, today at "GameStop" in the mall, some nerdy bad-teethed bald man made fun of me when I asked him if they owned the PC version of American Idol. I mean, I really wanted it. Apparently when you want the American Idol computer game, it means you also want to know where the Barbie Horsey Rider computer game is too. But I move on. I bought these really cool things at this store called The Afternoon.
Namely, I am really excited for buying this: ![]() So, I think I'm gonna go be with Brian. I miss him.
1/22/2004
"we fill up the coffee cups
just to pour the coffee out." These words just struck me for some reason. I like them.
1/13/2004
Yeah! I was just calling a client for ad material
and he took down my name and magazine and here's what he said: Ad Dude: You're from EM? I read that from time to time! That's a great magazine! Me: (aw shucks) Scott: Jennifer, your hair flows like water and your eyes sparkle like stars....the end....Jenn: Beautiful. Scott: Not as beautiful as the ora you radiate. Bad haircut = made me cry last night.And this morning. And probably for all the days of my life.
1/12/2004
Ok, I definitely ate some Haggen-Daz coffee ice cream this weekend.
1/09/2004
Pump up the jam, pump it up, while your feet are stompin' and the song is jumpin'..
Oh what a place to stay. Get your bootie on the floor tonight. Make my day.... This is what I'm listening to now.
1/08/2004
Congrats to Holly for becoming engaged! Yay!
(The guestbook job is boring, can I monitor the ice sculptures at the wedding?) I want the world to know I just sank my teeth into the most delicious homemade turkey wrap that the world has ever known. Bam!Um, dude, I almost forgot the most weridest thing in the history of the planet:I found out at Christmas, that I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO JOHN MAYER'S SISTER!! All this time.. I've babysat their 4 boys, they are close family friends, I wave to them in the driveway... I still can't stand his music. "Yeah..he was just being a jerk. You know.. the woman kind of jerk."-My good gal at work, Jenny Harman
1/05/2004
Yeah! I just got a blissful Atkins wrap at Subway with my pals Melissa and Stephanie!
And I'm going to a wedding in North Carolina in two weeks! And I bought the South Beach Diet book! And these girly nails are killing me, smalls. |